truth.

"You know what to do, right?  Act like a couple."
"Mmm.  Leave it to me.  I won't be put to shame by fools with love on the brain.

Hey, honey. Whatcha wanna do when we get to the beach?"
"Let's take a walk together along the shoreline."
"I like that.  We can talk about our future while gazing at the setting sun."
[Here, he gives his best sparkling prince impression.]

"They're totally faking it."

"So fake."

"Fake..."

[Here, he gives his best unperturbed impression.]

"Hey.  Wouldn't it be romantic to look for shells too?  If I find any rose-coloured ones, I'll give them to you."

"That sounds too wonderful.  We can each keep one half of a pair as a souvenir of the trip."

"Mm.  Let's make lots of memories of our love!"

[Here, he gives his best sparkling prince impression.]

"It's like some second-rate film."

[Here, he gives his best unperturbed impression.]

Currently hiring one male and one female actor between the ages of 15 and 16 for the revised [in progress] stage adaption of Oreshura.  Pay will be discussed in further meetings.  Plus extras.

- (c) Not Me